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Found among Nintendo's September 2020 lot check leak is this curious game named DMGCAL-0.7. Never before have I seen a game as magnificent as this one. It has it all, you can play it single player or with friends in a party-style competition. Who can rack more points? If you're looking for a more relaxing time, this game has visual novel elements. I mean, this game has visuals, and I'm sure it sold lots of novel adaptations. The turn-based RPG CRPG JRPG MMORPG combat system will keep you glued to the screen. Literally, it'll use a super glue and glue you to the screen. Trying to peel that is going to hurt. There's also elements of sport video games. And I mean e-sport like sport. Step aside FIFA, we have a strong contender here! First person shooter elements are also present. Press that cross button and shoot the numbers! It's a shame this game never released to the public. It's clearly superior to the modern counterparts, such as Calculator for Nintendo Switch. It's fun with numbers AND letters! Take that, Elmo! Playing this game will literally change your life. You'll find out how much is 1 divided by 0 (Spoiler: It's a number!). And thus become smarter than the smarties. You haven't played this game yet? Well you should. RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO PLAY IT!!!! You'll thank me for that after you acquire billions of dollars you calculated using this game. I mean, this really is the game of all time. Super Mario Bros.? Trash. Hollow Knight? Hot garbage. Rune Factory 4? Ok, it's the only game that's as good as this one. If I haven't convinced you to play this, I don't know what will. Maybe the fact that this isn't RAID: Shadow Legends. Anyway, I'm done goshing about this game. AD OVER.

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