Can you beat Dead Space 2 without guns?
1,606Challenge Rules:
I can't shoot any guns to kill enemies or for any reason at all.
I can use stasis, kinesis, and melee as they aren't guns.
Hey everyone, welcome back to yet another gaming challenge, today i’m gonna see if you can beat Dead Space 2, the sequel to the scariest game ever made, without guns. So let’s kick a baby, beat down a child, and punch our way straight into this challenge. My adventure begins with one of the scariest cutscenes in the game… ew gross, what self-respecting man would date a woman with a shiddy ass lesbian haircut? It’s a good thing she killed herself in the last game. We shift perspectives and Isaac appears to be in a mental institution of some sort, and Nicole rudely interrupts my interrogation. Hey tables aren’t for sitting on! Bad woman, bad! Make us whole? Bitch go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich! a guy who looks like his name should be josh comes here to help me. My current objective was to get the frick outta there, so i confusingly made my way through the necromorph infested hallways, i got stabbed by a cripple, i turned the cripple into a parapleuigic, and then i ran into my interrogator, who decided to prank me. He then graciously allowed me to take a health pack and flashlight from his locker! thanks dude OH SHIT THAT’S NOT HOW YOU SHAVE! A female contacts me on skype telling me that i have a unique form of dementia and that i need to come to her and get a cure for it or else the dementia will kill me. So now i team up with the woman, and the main objective for the next couple chapters of the game is set in place, find this sexy woman. I crawl through a vent so i could learn to empathize with the necromorphs and then i break my dick on the floor. And this is where i get my hands on the kinesis module. I haven’t clarified this yet but i feel like now is a good time to explain. Because this is a no guns challenge that means i can’t use guns but i am allowed to use kinesis since it’s not a gun, i can use my hands and feet, and i can use stasis to slow down enemies. Using kinesis isn’t always the greatest defense because impalement objects aren’t always laying around or easy to find so i would have to resort to launching blunt objects at my enemies, mainly to stun them. CHAIR, CHAIR, CHAIR. This isn’t the best strategy since some objects (like equipment, and cups) are too small to damage enemies. So goddamn boys and girls, buckle up cause this is gonna be one hell of a fuck-fest. The necromorphs wanted my body so they could reconstruct me like some goddamn lego set but i wasn’t about to let that happen so i turned them into decorative wall art. I find a survivor who i already dislike because he’s shouting at me, and of course, because he’s bald. He wanted me to help him; but how could i? I’m an engineer, not a doctor. However it looked like he could help ME... is that a plasma cutter? Visiting hours were over but a necromorph insisted on dropping in for a surprise visit, he was wearing scrubs but from the way he treated his patient i could tell he wasn’t the doctor. I killed it with kinesis and here i run into the first problem of the challenge, literally. I attempted to kill the slasher with my kinesis multiple times but this is the only slasher in the game that you can’t kill with kinesis, you can only kill it with the plasma cutter because the game doesn’t allow you to get past this area without a gun. We’re only on chapter 1 and i already have a fail under my belt. SCREAM. Afterwards i encounter some more necromorphs, and after they take turns stabbing me in the face i learned that melee is actually quite powerful as long as i could afford to lose some health. Anyways my current objective is to follow Daina’s escape route so i could get to safety and hopefully some puss puss. I run into my newest ally Nolan Stross and he escapes without me. Looks like it’s time for plan B--OMG MORE NECROMORPHS AHHH. The necromorphs themselves were my greatest weapon against them, anytime a slasher would die i would yoink one of their blades and attempt to kill them with it. But i suck at aiming so it’s easier said than done. I kill them all, Dr.Coochie gives me a new route and i get my hands on the stasis module which would become so insanely important to me, any power nodes i got my hands on would go directly to the stasis module. Right here is where we get introduced to the puker, it’s also where i learned that broomsticks can be used as boomsticks. The puker is about as foul and disgusting as a drunk teenage girl, obviously they puke on you which prevents you from running and you move slower than your walking speed, even when i melee them to death they spew puke on me which would result in me taking damage so kinesis kills on these guys were optimal. They’re also bald so the pukers. I take the elevator, ran into Nicole uhh going up?, and this is where i encounter the second fail of the
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