CAROL OF THE TAILS | Animated Tattletail Rap!
7,580'Tis the season! And there was really only one logical choice for this year's Christmas song... Tattletail!
Something a little different for this one, both in terms of video and musical style, a little heavier and playing with some 3D, so I hope you enjoy!
Also, I want to give a HUGE thanks to all of you subscribers out there. I just hit 10k and I'm absolutely blown away by all the support! After years of just a handful of subs, 10k has always been a huge goal for me. And to hit it so soon after releasing Find the Keys is absolutely amazing!
Happy holidays, everyone! Stay tuned next year for LOTS more! :D
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Lyrics, Vocals and video all by The Stupendium!
Original beat produced by Jurd Beats!
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The Stupendium is a London based musician, animator and content creator, creating weird, wonderful and usually incredibly nerdy songs and animations. Join him on his journey to obscure, niche internet stardom! He has some pretty decent videos, wonderful facial hair and a great sense of discomfort describing himself in the third person.
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Lyrics:
Sneaking down the stairs, peeling back the paper
Don't tear, I'll re-wrap it later
Mom wouldn't care I'm a gift invader
'Cus nobody's there when I go to wake her
Nobody's aware I'm off on a caper
I'm a little scared, is this what she paid for?
Did Waygetter get a play-tester?
Think they'd make their wares just a little safer
I was not prepared, there was no disclaimer
To account for their jeopardous behaviour
Better take care to avoid the danger
Mama knows you're there and you won't escape her
Could have chosen a bear or a power ranger
But I went for presents a little stranger
Are these 4 out to kill or save me?
Do they want me dead, do they want a saviour?
You'd better not pout. You'd better not cry.
'Cus if she hears the sound, you'll probably die.
You'd better have a silent night
Or you're in for a violent fright
The creatures are stirring, soft fur and red eyes
Hark hear the wails,
Sweet Tattletails,
All seem to say,
She's on her way
Christmas is here,
Bringing the fear,
Nobody home,
Weak and alone.
Na Na Na Na
Eyes in the dark
Keeps following
All harrowing.
She's listening
Hear baby sing
End drawing near,
Mama is here.
You'd better watch out. You'd better run, hide.
'Cus Mama has come for her children tonight.
You'd better have a silent night
Or you're in for a violent fright
'Cus creatures are stirring, they're not even mice
I don't think it’s right in the festive season
To have to hide from obsessive demons
All around the tree, battery powered heathens
Calling out to me 'cus they want a feeding
Charge them if they sleep, brush them 'til they're gleamin'
Tend to every need or they'll start a-screamin'
Baby not a peep, Moma's been a schemein'
And she's gonna keep coming til I'm bleedin'
What's with all the eggs that you guys are leavin'?
Should I be collecting them for a reason?
Already got a lot of problems I'm dealing
A treasure hunt is NOT what I need this evening!
No sugarplums, I don't think I'm dreaming
Hope that these boxes have receipts in
At least a Furby wouldn’t hurt me
And in the dark they'd just be sleeping!
Alone on the porch and my torch keeps on dying
How come their batteries last longer than mine?
I just want to rest in peace
No! I meant asleep!
Santa won’t stop if I’m dead on the drive!
Deep in the basement, they're waiting you'll find
To catch her on tape, all is placed and aligned
You'll never have a silent night
'Til you make a sacrifice
Send her to the afterlife, Mama must die.
Hark hear the wails,
Sweet Tattletails,
All seem to say,
She's on her way
Christmas is here,
Bringing the fear,
Nobody home,
Weak and alone.
Na Na Na Na
Eyes in the dark
Keeps following
All harrowing.
She's listening
Hear baby sing
End drawing near,
Mama is here.
You'd better watch out. You'd better run, hide.
Ages 3 and up was quite clearly a lie
You'd better have a silent night
Or you'll see unholy frights
Creatures are stirring, you'll never survive.