Cold Fries Blues
[Verse]
Ridin' down the road in my '85 Chevy.
Listening to tunes on the audio telly.
Headin' to McDonalds to fill my belly.
At the drive thru.
[Verse 2]
I order my food and a large coke too.
McDonalds Sprite and some orange juice.
I want the fries and a burger stack.
Eating my way to a heart attack.
[Chorus]
But McDonalds let my fries get cold.
This stinkin' shit is getting so old.
I call the cops to refund my burger.
But I forgot I was wanted for murder...
[Verse]
The cop pulled up with an attitude.
Askin' questions and being all rude.
What I feared it came true.
He asked for the ID in my shoes.
[Verse 2]
Why I keep it in there I don't know.
Hand over my ID nice and slow.
Only came here to get my grub on.
I sip my Sprite knowing I'll need a bond.
[Chorus]
But McDonalds let my fries get cold.
This stinkin' shit is getting so old.
I call the cops to refund my burger.
But I forgot I was wanted for murder...
[Chorus]
But McDonalds let my fries get cold.
This stinkin' shit is getting so old.
I call the cops to refund my burger.
But I forgot I was wanted for murder...
Oops
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