Compute - Big Brain Academy
64Music: Compute
Composer: all these faaaat asses
Playlist:
Platform: Nintendo DS
Ripper: skerpentine
You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Za Wario and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go read the channel description with another ripper, you got a 50/50 chance of reading the channel description. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Brawlcats to the mix, your chances of reading the channel description drastic go down. See the 3 way, at Vapril Fool's, you got a 33 1/3 chance of reading the channel description, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of reading the channel description, because Brawlcats KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try! So Za Wario, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of reading the channel description at Vapril Fool's. But then you take my 75% chance of reading the channel description, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of reading the channel description at Vapril Fool's. See Wario, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Vapril Fool's. But I'm gonna break it down for all you ladies. Would you rather be reading the channel description with me? Or would you rather be reading the channel description with Za Wario?