"Cooties" from Stephen Gashler's A KRAMPUS KAROL (2022 Cast)
2Starring Stephanie Featherstone as Lou.
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Lyrics:
WHEREVER I GO,
I BRING MY GRACE AND POISE,
ATTRACTING THE EYES
OF SUCH DELICIOUS BOYS.
TRY AS THEY MIGHT
TO LOOK AWAY FROM THIS GEM,
I KNOW THEY NEED ME LIKE I NEED THEM.
HOW CAN YOU BLAME ME
FOR SPREADING COOTIES?
I CAN'T HELP
IF I WAS BORN AS A BEAUTY!
A GIRL HAS A DUTY
WITH LIPS LIKE THESE,
TO SHARE ALL THE LOVE
AND SPREAD THE DISEASE.
THE GROWNUPS WILL TELL YOU
YOU GOTTA BEHAVE,
CAN'T HAVE NO FUN UNTIL
YOU'VE GONE TO THE GRAVE.
I THINK THEY'RE CLUELESS
OF THE LAW OF ATTRACTION.
THEY SAY IT'S A SIN
BECAUSE THEY CAN'T GET NO ACTION.
HOW CAN YOU BLAME ME
FOR SPREADING COOTIES?
I CAN'T HELP IT
IF I AM A BEAUTY.
A GIRL HAS A DUTY
WITH LIPS LIKE THESE,
TO SHARE ALL THE LOVE
AND SPREAD THE DISEASE.
DON'T STUFF ME IN A DRESS,
TELLING ME MY TALENTS SHOULD BE SUPPRESSED.
I'M GONNA LIVE ONE SMOOCH AT TIME!
DON'T STUFF ME IN A DRESS,
TELLING ME MY TALENTS SHOULD BE SUPPRESSED.
I'M GONNA LIVE ONE SNOG AT TIME!
TRY AS THEY MIGHT
TO LOOK AWAY FROM THIS GEM,
I KNOW THEY NEED ME LIKE I NEED THEM.
SO I'LL POP IN A BREATH MINT
AND BALM MY LIPS.
TIME FOR MASCARA
AND POPPIN' THOSE ZITS.
NO ONE COULD BLAME YOU
FOR WANTING MY KISS.
WHEN ONE'S SO ALLURING,
WHO COULD RESIST?
BABE, IF IT FEELS GOOD,
IT MUST BE OKAY.
WHO NEEDS LOGIC
WHEN IT'S TIME TO PLAY?
I'LL CHOOSE MY PASSION
OVER CONSEQUENCE.
IT SOUNDS SO CATCHY,
WHO NEED'S COMMON SENSE?
OH WHAT A THRILL
TO BE YOUNG AND DUMB.