"Are You Kidding Me" From Stephen Gashler's A KRAMPUS KAROL (2022 Cast)
7Starring Teresa Gashler as Edna. Find upcoming performances of A KRAMPUS KAROL at http://greathall.live.
Lyrics:
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I'VE BEEN DEALT SO MANY UNLUCKY HANDS,
THE DECK MUST BE STACKED.
EVERYBODY ELSE WALKS
AWAY WITH ARMS LOADED
WHILE I AM STRAPPED.
IT'S NOT FAIR,
OH IT'S NOT FAIR.
AND IT'S NOT LIKE THIS IS THE FIRST TIME
THIS HAS HAPPENED.
IN FIRST GRADE,
WHEN DID MRS. ANDERSSON
BRING HER RABBIT TO CLASS?
THE ONE DAY I WAS SICK!
COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.
EVERYONE GOT TO PET IT BUT ME.
OH!
WHO'S ALWAYS BEEN
THE LAST TO GET PICKED,
THEN SENT ALL ALONE
TO LEFT FIELD?
IN SINGING TIME,
NO ONE ACCUSED ME
OF ROBBING THE COOKIE JAR,
AND THE ELEPHANT NEVER SAT ON ME!
COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.
I DESPISE THE RICH AND GREEDY
WITH THEIR FANCY CARS
AND NAME BRAND CLOTHING,
EATIN' PREPACKAGED FOODS
WHILE THE REST OF US
HAVE TO RIDE IN LAST YEAR'S CARS,
WEARING CLOTHES WITHOUT COOL ITALIAN NAMES
WITH NOTHING TO EAT
BUT FRESH FRUITS AND VEGGIES,
OH!
WELL I'M TIRED OF BEING A VICTIM,
AND I DEMAND REDRESS.
AM I NOT AS GOOD AS OTHERS?
DO I NOT DESERVE THE BEST?
I DESERVE A SLAP BRACELET,
HACKY SACK, KOOSH BALL,
ROCK 'EM SOCK 'EM ROBOT.
I NEED MY GAK, POGS, PEZ DISPENSER,
BEANIE BABIES, TROLL DOLL,
MY EASY-BAKE OVEN,
MY TICKLE ME ELMO,
MY WATER BED, ROLLER SKATES,
NANO PET, MAGIC EYE,
NIKE PUMPS, POUND PUPPIES,
POWER WHEELS, LAVA LAMP,
GAME BOY AND CARE BEARS
AND GLO WORMS AND MY LITTLE PONY.
IT'S NOT FAIR.
OH, IT'S NOT FAIR.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
ARE YOU KIDDING,
ARE YOU KIDDING,
ARE YOU KIDDING,
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?