Cranky Kong Sings A Song (The Super Mario Bros. Movie Fun Parody)
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Here's the lyrics -
CRANKY KONG SINGS A SONG
Oh back in my day, the kids would all play
with pennies and quarters for hours in the arcade
the maidens were snatched and the barrels would smash but as time trickles by all these memories fade
Oh, Oh I miss the past, growing old so fast, at least I have family to carry my legacy on when I'm gone now the baton has passed
I'm cranky I'm old, I'm cranky I ache, I'm cranky this princess is up in my face
You think that my army is up for debate - I should snatch you and carry you screaming away
Oh But I have a plan, If you really want..
My army then fight, no word of a lie, step into the ring
who is this guy?!
IF YOU REALLY WANT THIS ARMY MY CHILD
THEN FIGHT FOR IT, TRY FOR IT, IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU TO DIE FOR IT
IN THE RING, COME FACE TO FACE, WITH THE MIGHTY KONG, PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE
BUT IF YOU WIN, I GUARANTEE, YOU'LL HAVE MY ARMY ON A PLATE
YOU'LL HAVE MY ARMY ON A PLATE
Eccentric and bitter bad tempered and cross, I guarantee you that this plumber has lost
when barrels start smashing there's no use in gassing for kong will be victor with rapturous applause
So tetchy I'm testy I got a short fuse but I'll honour my word should my donkey kong lose
even better I'll sprinkle a helping of power-ups up on the course for this plumber to use
Fire power, super leaf, but now he's gone miniature what a relief - now the guy is a cat as a matter of fact he just beat up the kong didn't factor in that
I guess that I have to hand over my tribe, an army so strong they can win any fight, we'll fire up the karts what a wonderful sight yea I'm cranky but I can feel young one last time...
IF YOU REALLY WANT THIS ARMY MY CHILD
THEN FIGHT FOR IT, TRY FOR IT, IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU TO DIE FOR IT
IN THE RING, COME FACE TO FACE, WITH THE MIGHTY KONG, PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE
BUT IF YOU WIN, I GUARANTEE, YOU'LL HAVE MY ARMY ON A PLATE
YOU'LL HAVE MY ARMY ON A PLATE
I'M GRUMPY, ILL-TEMPERED, A PRICKLY OLD GROUCH
BUT LET'S KICK THAT BOWSER-KID OUTTA THIS TOWN
OH I'M RATTY, I'M SNAPPY A LITTLE SHORT FUSED
BUT YOU BEAT US - SO I'LL GIVE - MY ARMY TO YOU
(Softer) IF YOU REALLY WANT THIS ARMY MY CHILD
THEN FIGHT FOR IT, TRY FOR IT, IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU TO DIE FOR IT
IN THE RING, COME FACE TO FACE, WITH THE MIGHTY KONG, PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE
BUT IF YOU WIN, I GUARANTEE, YOU'LL HAVE MY ARMY ON A PLATE
YOU'LL HAVE MY ARMY ON A PLATE
IF YOU REALLY WANT THIS ARMY MY CHILD
THEN FIGHT FOR IT, TRY FOR IT, IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU TO DIE FOR IT
IN THE RING, COME FACE TO FACE, WITH THE MIGHTY KONG, PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE
BUT IF YOU WIN, I GUARANTEE, YOU'LL HAVE MY ARMY ON A PLATE
YOU'LL HAVE MY ARMY ON A PLATE
I'M GRUMPY, ILL-TEMPERED, A PRICKLY OLD GROUCH
BUT LET'S KICK THAT BOWSER-KID OUTTA THIS TOWN
OH I'M RATTY, I'M SNAPPY A LITTLE SHORT FUSED
BUT YOU BEAT US SO I'LL GIVE MY ARMY TO YOU