Cruelty Squad in 3:26 (segmented)
ALTERNATIVE CONTENT!!!!!! WEE OO WEE OOO!!! this was just a little side project I did while practicing for the inevitable Cruelty Squad "speedrun". I thought it might be fun to just grind for some good times on each "main" level in the game and splice all the best attempts together. don't take this too seriously, it's not a prestigious run, there's no regard for any sort of cohesive sense of unlock progression throughout the run and some of the clips I don't even have the death surgery, I basically just used routes I came up with myself and I'm sure actual speedrunners do wildly different strats executed 1000 times better. just a bit of fun and it was (mostly) a blast coming up with some silly solutions to levels even though it's predominantly me abusing the riot pacifier and the grappendix. hoping that publishing this will help me stop obsessively playing this game in my off time. to non-players of the game it might just be totally inscrutable but fans of cruelty squad might notice some very silly shenanigans being pulled off from time to time!
this video does not feature the "secret" levels but I decided to throw in HQ at the beginning which is why I'm not just calling this "any% segmented", again, just messing around really. enjoy! if your eyes can handle this already-ugly game with huge bitrate fuckups!