CTR:NF Safari - Clockwork Wumpa

Channel:
United States Hero of Side Quests
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Published on ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gTMiDt6GsY


Crash Team Racing Nitro-Fueled
Game:
Crash Team Racing Nitro-Fueled (2019)
Duration: 15:50
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Welcome to the Cult of the Wumpas. Here's your cloak, your rule book - even though we just have one rule: respect the wumpas - and of course your mine cart.

Wait, you came here to drive a kart and not a minecart? You came to drive, not to worship? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Did you even know there was a chicken in this temple? No? You were too busy sprinting around, hoping the pedestrians and animals would just get off your way, right? Oh and the gears, are you the one that stopped them by squishing your body and your metal contraption inside of them?! What about our purple goop! Did you taint it by throwing yourself into it? Oil spills are terrible for purple goo, I'll have you know!

And so help me, if you run over one Wumpa cart, it doesn't matter how fast you're going. We will hunt you down and stuff Wumpas so far down your throat you won't even get to taste the deliciousness that is the sweet, refreshing, juicy Wumpa fruits. All you'll get is a digested fruit. HA!

Oh and we'll stick a Wumpa up your tailpipe or something. Ruin your kart forever, blah blah blah, yada yada.

And seriously, don't break our windows. You can do that in Android Alley all you want. Those guys are weirdly dedicated to maintaining their windows. But we're way too poor to afford new stained glass windows. Especially of Wumpa Fruit. We can't even afford to board up some of our windows...

Oh, well, introduction times are over so you must come back and subscribe to this channel if you wish to hear more from the Wumpa cult. We have a newsletter... well will eventually have a newsletter. Supposedly. Sister Wumpa-Bottom-Jeans* will have to get on that.


*Note: Hero is not Sister Wumpa-Bottom-Jeans. Sister Wumpa Bottom Jeans is actually a wumptastic-ghost who prattles on thinking no one can hear her because the bells are too loud.



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