Dan Tries SCUM for the First Time – This Game Has ZERO Chill Pt 2 🧻🥫💀
38Welcome to SCUM—where the game doesn’t just expect you to survive… it expects you to monitor your bowel movements. 😳
I’m diving into this for the first time and I’ve got no clue what I’m doing. There’s hunger, thirst, vitamins, peeing, pooping, crafting, sneaking, dying—this isn’t a survival game, it’s a full-time job in orange trousers.
Will I get through the tutorial without soiling myself? Probably not.
Will I accidentally eat raw meat and vomit in a bush? Let’s find out together.
🌐 We’re playing on a community server! All Potatoes are welcome—if you’re a channel member, you can hop in and suffer right alongside me. It’s chaos, it’s gross, it’s SCUM.
🟢 Join the Potato Army and become a member for server access, emotes, chaos, and emotional support:
🧠 Dan is an undiagnosed ADHD gamer, so chaos is inevitable—whether it’s getting distracted mid-sentence, hyperfocusing on the wrong thing, or completely forgetting what he was supposed to be doing. ADHD is a superpower, but that doesn’t mean it always helps! Expect tangents, questionable decisions, and the occasional “Wait, what was I doing again?”
🟫 Discord for community shenanigans & server details:
/https://discord.gg/T3XvNz4xC7SCUM #MrPorkChop #SurvivalGame #FirstTimePlaythrough #ADHDGamer #PotatoArmy #ThisGameHasNoChill