DayZ Standalone - The Neverending Broken Alpha (comedy / parody)
15Whole point of this video is: FIX THE SERIOUS BUGS INSTEAD OF ADDING ALL THIS JUNK INTO THE GAME (why we need more trees? why we need more clothes?). Yes it's in alpha, but WHY are developers WASTING their time on some junk if they know there are a lot bigger issues to work on? So many complain about issues, but they get ignored and instead they try to compensate by adding more junk that is useless with all those bugs.
Funny parody that i decide to make, because i'm so angry with dayz development. They're lazy and incompetent, even tho dayz on pc is as broken as it can be, they're already planning making it for consoles..
0. zombies STILL can walk THROUGH walls and doors, this is one of the biggest issues, but that's ok ... cuz now we have all this new junk to play with and even more zombie models...
1. instead of giving us cars, they give us wrenches and screwdrivers ....
2. instead of fixing the LAG, they add MORE TREES to cause even more lag.
3. instead of giving us helicopters, they leave everything as it was to make teleporting possible .. ITS SO EASY TO FIX! we did this in 5 min in our test server, so that server checked against teleporting and instant banned anyone who tried..EZ!!! but they REFUSE to do it.
4. instead of fixing desync (which can EASILY be done in a game like dayz, take warz for example, NO DESYNC!!!!! and character can hold way more items) .. they give us MORE CLOTHES!!! to make desync even worse....
and countless other things. i'm tired of this game, tired of Tean "CracketJack" BallZ being so greedy and lazy ... he won't bother fixing anything and end of 2014 he probably leaves dayz for good (that's what he said), so clearly he only wanted $$$$ from standalone and never intended it to be better than the mod, it was just a money scheme all along..... shame on you Dean!
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