Deadpool Vs Wolverine Rap Battle (Deadpool & Wolverine Funny MCU Superhero Parody)

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Published on August 3, 2024 6:10:07 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYBCAgnIHbw

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Deadpool (2013)

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Deadpool by me
Wolverine written by etch


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Here's the lyrics -

Deadpool vs Wolverine

Welcome everybody
You’re about to witness the desecration of a wolverine but this time with words?




If there was anybody
That could take down the wolverine
Please Disney let it be me
I know it’ll be tough

If there was anybody
That could take down the wolverine
It’ll be marvel Jesus me
But I am in love

When he rips off his top
Just like hulk hogan
I’ve played with every bone in his body
Except one

But that’s gonna change
When I help his guts get rearranged

It’ll be the only action you got since grey went crazy
Unless you count those two frisky batmans kissing on your face










What an honour it is to fight clean with the wolverine
Oh wow you went straight for my nuts, daddy’s keen
Keep fighting like that, I’ll give you special moves being -
“When he’s huge I jack a man till there’s no more cream”

And why’s there’s no more fight in you, you no longer protrude?
What’s wrong are you nervous? You usually love wrestling dudes?
Here I’ll change the subject, we’ll do some therapy ok?
Logan tell me… what’s your favourite colour? Is it Grey?

And how’s your family? So what you didn’t know your daddy
Was it John or James or everybody, mommy loved D didn’t she
Don’t you remember what your bro did to your ex?
The plotting behind your back, it’s probably best that you forget

But I guess that’s the problem with legends like you and me
We live so long, drama follows us like a lost puppy
Oh my god its dog pool, give me a kiss and make it sloppy
Btw I would sacrifice you a million times for this fluffy freak






If there was anybody
That could take down the wolverine
Please Disney let it be me
I know it’ll be tough

If there was anybody
That could take down the wolverine
It’ll be marvel Jesus me
But I am in love

When he rips off his top
Just like hulk hogan
I’ve played with every bone in his body
Except one

But that’s gonna change
When I help his guts get rearranged

It’ll be the only action you got since grey went crazy
Unless you count those two frisky batmans kissing on your face






WOLVERINE VERSE


You got a hell of lot to say Bub, why can't you shut your mouth -
Did I just Stryker nerve cos I prefered you dumb without a doubt -
You think you saved the studio but soon you will be Ironed out -
So let me Wade in quick you ugly prick to pad the bank account -

How could you stoop so Lo-agan you know my legend's dead and buried -
Desecrate my grave all just to make your intro credits edgy -
Sitting next to you a rotting corpse ain't even half as scary -
take my set of blades and with that face go hit the basement freddy -

I know your ears are mangled so take off the mask and listen in -
you're always talking *** so take a double dose of ritalin -
No wonder fox was hesitant to put your project in the bin -
But count em I got ten so who's the undisputed movie king?! -

A real superhero saves the world and mutants I protect em -
Wilson you're a joke instead of saving folks you show your Wrexham
Since you lost your V I bet you're back to-your-little horse confession
Pool you make me sick and skip the stupid 4th wall disconnection

So there's no confusion I'm a mutant but I'm not your pal
Someone called you beautiful they must be blind, guess the gAL
But why'd you act so stupid I just can't compute the rationale -
I'm guessing after Lantern you did Deadpool just to boost morale?

I'm wolverine I'll make you scream you sick sadistic fortnite meme
You broke the 4th to diss divorce while you can't even make a team
 
You know I'd win the fight I'd send your scrawny ass right back to heaven
V she got with Francis all that's left's a scout his name is Kevin








Wow I won’t lie, that really kinda hurt
Butt let’s get back to the matter in hand….
Jobs don’t come easy, that’s why we gotta blow this job off the roof
You and me have one mission airy fairy as this story may be
But before we do that and while I still have your corpse at hand, let me use your voice box to sing everything I wish you ever sang to me, please





Now wade hear me out, I gotta tell you the truth
The mcu wasn’t compete until they let you in the group

You’re the most amazing person I’ve met and I’ve been around since 1832
That picture I’m holding in the memes
It has always been you

You’re a goddam idiot

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