Defeats of my Favorite Pixar Villains Part II
757Happy Father’s Day!
Villains’ Quotes:
“The Screenslaver interrupts this program for an important announcement. Don't bother watching the rest. Elastigirl doesn't save the day; she only postpones her defeat. And while she postpones her defeat, you eat chips and watch her invert problems that you are too lazy to deal with. Superheroes are part of your brainless desire to replace true experience with simulation. You don't talk, you watch talk shows. You don't play games, you watch game shows. Travel, relationships, risk; every meaningful experience must be packaged and delivered to you to watch at a distance so that you can remain ever-sheltered, ever-passive, ever-ravenous consumers who can't free themselves to rise from their couches, break a sweat, and participate in life. You want superheroes to protect you, and make yourselves ever more powerless in the process. While you tell yourselves you're being "looked after". That your interests are being served and your rights are being upheld. So that the system can keep stealing from you, smiling at you all the while. Go ahead, send your supers to stop me. Grab your snacks, watch your screens, and see what happens. You are no longer in control. I am.” -Evelyn Deavor/Screenslaver
“I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die! And I'll silence ANYONE WHO GETS IN MY WAY!” -Henry J. Waternoose III
“Kachigga, kachigga! Say it with me! Kachigga-chigga-chigga!” -Chick Hicks
“It’s Terry Time!” -Terry
“FAIR?! I'll tell you what's not fair! Spending a lifetime on a dime store shelf watching every other toy be sold! Well, finally my waiting has paid off, and no hand-me-down cowboy doll IS GONNA MESS IT UP FOR ME NOW!” -Stinky Pete
“ROAAR!!” -Mor’du
“You should've left when I told you. Now, I GOTTA KILL SOME SEA MONSTERS!” -Ercole Visconti
“Amusing title... "Anyone Can Cook". What's even more amusing is that Gusteau actually seems to believe it. I, on the other hand, take cooking seriously, and no, I don't think anyone can do it.” -Anton Ego
“You might think you are a chef, but you are still only a rat. So, I have in mind a simple arrangement. You will create me a new line of Chef Skinner frozen foods. And I, in return, will not kill you. Au revoir, rat!” -Chef Skinner
“YES! He's gone! He's history! Ha ha ha!” -Sid Phillips
“Hey, McQueen! Are you alright? Listen, don't you worry, pal. You've got a good run. Enjoy your retirement!” -Jackson Storm
“….” -The Giant Squid
Song: Epica - Unchain Utopia (Anti-Nightcore)
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