Destroy All Humans! Nintendo Switch Announcement Trailer
1The cult-classic returns! Terrorize the people of 1950s Earth in the role of the evil alien Crypto-137. Harvest DNA and bring down the US government in the remake of the legendary alien invasion action adventure. Annihilate puny humans using an assortment of alien weaponry and psychic abilities. Reduce their cities to rubble with your flying Saucer!
One giant step on mankind!
In an not entirely unexpected move, the Furon Empire has announced that it will launch an offensive against Humanity on yet another platform later this year.
Owners of Nintendo’s Switch console should proceed with caution and await further instructions before the invasion starting on the 29th of June later this year.
Furon officials are proud to announce the possibility of handheld anal probing with the introduction of the new technology required for this campaign.
Mobile probing units will open up new possibilities all over the world.
– A spokesperson for the Furon Empire