Duration: 2:27

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Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lv8sTVS_7k
Noise: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY4jwUuvy4E&lc=UgxhRro1VwdAYcOSlYt4AaABAg.9sSuM1R6SEs9sSureVJIQu
Friend: ChatGPT by Open(lol)AI
Engine: Godot

My shirt: Xxl (just like the new musk gig)
Your face: priceless, acheive your dreams with MasterCard






== NOT SPONSORED ==

My quest: Better games for the visually handicapped, because my current experience with that is that you have to walk about 5 circles of hell, or wherever Solomon ended up to get games that are terrible and hurt to listen to. But I'm not helping exactly.

BTW have I mentioned I can't be a content creator because I don't create I just vibrate and things come out of me, I don't mean to vent, but I have 5000 character limit you see, I hold the power here, so let's play a game.

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You are in an old dwarven temple that got taken over by some kobolds that hatch from dragon scales. They also get a plus one to the dex role, but only a one for their strength.

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The kobold eyes the key, feeding time.

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He heads over to the crates.

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Three smashes and its broken.


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A nice delicious box apple like you might find in your Legend of Link: Rise of the Shrine Raider.

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They approach gingerly, holding the apple out in their small green hand.

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Then eat the apple in your face, "GNa Gna, none 4 u! You much slayer, we give you only death!"

You smile.
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Suddenly you reach through the door bars and wrench the key from the little sop, opening the door, freedom and vengenance!

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But no, that only happened in your vivid imagination.

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The kobold opens the door.

You have received a. Treat a kindly and eat it.


Another day well fed, ammi rite? Much unlike those kids in Sudan, sorry to mix politics with games.

By the way this game has no playtesters so I'm just here making random additions and getting the codebase more fungal and unsure if I'm making anything worth two Yogscast Games Jams. Why do they call it a Jam?

And why is it called PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, and not PEANUT BUTTER JAMMY TIME?

I should write a book, I took creative writing in high school and wrote about nanite fever dreams, the next level of punk. Then exapunks perfected the nanopunk, bringing my wishes to fruition and my gears to set and go and that was what led me to become a game developer...

The End.