Dinner For Me | Small 4-Dwarf Crew | Dwarven Mining Song Lyrics | LOTR: Return to Moria

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Published on November 7, 2023 11:55:33 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGf3nfNvo_g

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The Lord of the Rings: Return to Moria (2023)

Duration: 2:19

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A small 4-dwarf crew quartet singing Dinner for Me, a dwarven mining song from Lord of the Rings: Return to Moria.

Lyrics:
If a spider skittered 'cross my camp,
A terrible day'd have she.

If a spider skittered 'cross my camp,
A terrible day'd have she.

I'm a feisty fool with an empty fork,
And if she would not flee,

She would wind up caught in an eight leg knot!
Spider for dinner for me.

If a wolf should pad along my path,
A terrible day'd have he.

If a wolf should pad along my path,
A terrible day'd have he.

I'm a feisty fool with an empty fork,
And if he would not flee,

I would hang that tail with a copper nail!
Wolf for dinner for me.

If a bear should turn her claws my way,
A terrible day'd have she.

If a bear should turn her claws my way,
A terrible day'd have she.

I'm a feisty fool with an empty fork,
And if she would not flee,

I would raise a toast while her haunches roast!
Bear for dinner for me.

If an orc should raise his sword at me,
A terrible day'd have he.

If an orc should raise his sword at me,
A terrible day'd have he.

I'm a feisty fool with an empty fork,
And if he would not flee,

On a spike he'd sit by my fire pit!
Orc for dinner for me.

If a troll should trundle up my trail.
A terrible day'd have he.

If a troll should trundle up my trail.
A terrible day'd have he.

I'm a feisty fool with an empty fork,
And if he would not flee,

I'd arrange his teeth in a festive wreath!
Troll for dinner for me.

If a dragon swept through Khazad-Dum,
A terrible day'd have she.

If a dragon swept through Khazad-Dum,
A terrible day'd have she.

I'm a feisty fool with an empty fork,
And if she would not flee,

I'd...probably...erm...
Stew for dinner for me.

All Dwarven Songs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLW250uNvfh77uQoASbpZepmK8ZR7cEYZG

All Mining Songs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLW250uNvfh74oeHxxo27cYbmlEEksWG7a

All Drinking Songs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLW250uNvfh747ry7DzfHTPaV98QUf7wud

All Veneration/Durin Songs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLW250uNvfh74pPOQEOuFoFsyaM9AGkQbo

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