Don't Masturbate On Zoom, Toobin | Song A Day #4311
228Backstory: https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/19/business/media/jeffrey-toobin-new-yorker-suspended.html
I write a song a day!
Everybody masturbates it’s true
But you know what not everybody do
Masturbate while on zoom
Looking at their friends and colleagues too
This wasn’t about something technical
He thought they couldn’t see him doesn’t matter at all
If they couldn’t see him that would still
Be super disgusting ya’ll
If you really want to jerk it
Politely excuse yourself
If you really want to work it
You gotta quit Zoom right now
You can do it in the bedroom
You can do it in the shower or tub
A bathroom stall at the mall
Is even ok for a rub
But these are your coworkers
And you’re doing it at their expense
If it’s voyeurs that you need
Find someone who will consent
You can’t just be lookin
At your coworkers as they
Go about their meeting
While you touch yourself that way
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