Dragon Buster - Snakes in Philbin's Shadow - MCIHAD
Regis Philbin rapidly progresses from a state of Youth to a state of advanced decay, right before our very eyes. You are given the option to phone a friend and pool your mental resources in order to determine the degree to which they are being Sassed by Trouble Planet.
The caves and graveyards of Dragon Buster are teeming with corpusants, which in our addled minds makes it a prime candidate for a far-removed prequel to Brave Firefighters. This I decree shall be our internally Accepted understanding of it, we shall brook no dissent.
Meanwhile, Nick shares ominous details of “the Ristar gym.” Could this presage a terrible direction for Worst Men Play? If we keep mentioning it, we will surely be left with No Choice at all… this plays into my terrible hand beautifully.