Drunk LIterature s1e10 Rape of the Lock part 2
0In this video we learn all about how amazing Belinda's hair is. A baron is so desperate to get it that he makes an altar of romance novels and lengire to get it. Belinda is ridding in a boat and Aerial calls all the sylphs to protect her. He describes all the horrible things that could happen to her and assigns spirits to guard various parts of her and attire, then lays out the awful punishments that will occur if they fail. In the next canto Belinda arrives at court and there follows a really long description of a card game as an epic battle. Eventually Belinda eventually wins the game and then coffee is served. A lady gives the Baron his sacred weapon and he goes to cut her hair while she drinks. The sylphs try to protect her but fail because she is impure, as she feels love for a particular man. He cuts off a curl and is super arrogant it but Belinda is PISSED.