Game:

The Amazing Spider-Man 3: Invasion of the Spider-Slayers (1993)

Duration: 9:27

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JESUS H. PISSING CHRIST.

Just when you thought those fucking morons over at LJN and BITS couldn't make anything worse then the last offering of unfathomably shite webheaded bollocks, they churn out this INTOLERABLE excuse for a game.

This is no Spider-Man. He has all the agility of a drugged-up cripple.

Pressing up, be it direct or diagonal, causes the idiotic impostor to stand still. Why? Fuck knows, don't ask me. It's a major hindrance in any case, and leads only to all things detrimental.

The less said about the combat, the better.

As for skateboarding... fuck off.

And that's all I am going to describe about this utter pile of unmentionable maggot-ridden horseshit. The rest is painfully obvious to see.

(Once again, the video was edited down for time/entertainment reasons. After losing a life on the needlessly bad 'climbing' stage, I realised this game has falling damage. No prizes for guessing what immediately crossed my mind.)

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