Game:

The Adventures of Rad Gravity (1990)

Duration: 5:32

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Recorded this a few nights ago.

Ugh, Rad Gravity. The title alone is enough to prepare you for a space-age shitfest of gargantuan proportions. Where do I begin..?

This game is horrible. In addition to having graphics that make your eyes bleed; enemies can have erratic movement, jumping seems to cause nothing but problems, your weapon is useless, you slide all over the place, and to top it off you have absolutely no fucking clue of what's going on.

Speaking of the 'weapon', I think someone in the production team is guilty of getting crap under the radar here. Look where it comes from when crouching.

Hur hur, 'comes'.

Now look at what it seems to be... HOLY SHIT HE KILLS THINGS WITH HIS COCK!

Need 'proof'? Look at his face when attacking! That's the look of concentration that only an Intergalactic Wanker can express.

Music's shit too.

Nothing but a colossal 8-bit turd, avoid this like you'd avoid a hooker with AIDS.