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Duke Nukem Forever (2011)

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It is impossible for Dylan to not be completely horrible every time he opens his mouth. Just think: Someone thought him up, someone wrote his dialogue, and someone approved of both of those things. People made a deliberate, conscious decision to include him in the game, in all likelihood as comedy relief. Is it any wonder why I started going even further off the rails the second he showed up?

For further reference, this is the man who, in his first appearance, mocked someone for having emotional attachments to a woman, and one he married and didn't just use for sex, no less. Which is an incredible insight into the minds of both Dylan and the people who came up with him. "What do you think of Dylan?" is basically a litmus test for douchebaggery.

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