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1"Löded Günz"
LAST TIME:
"Not to worry," Christian said darkly as he held up a figure of his idol, Jake "the Snake" Roberts the Hedgehog.
"I will do what needs to be done"
Chapter two:
Richard was crying and bleeding on the floor, his tears filling up the small basin he had put on the floor for just such an occasion just a few hours ago. He did not expect to need to use it so quickly.
He pondered as he cried just what became of his life.
He moved to Canada from New Jersey to pursue a life of happiness and double-handedness. Now, he found himself sobbing into a little tray, clutching what remained of his limb to his chest, forever staining his favourite shirt.
What on Earth could he do? He was in the house with a madman, a gun wielding psychopath. What could be next?
"I can give you another hand. I have a pile over there," Christian said as he pointed to the dark corner of the room that Richard for some reason had never noticed before.
"Oh. Can I have that one?" he said as he limply gestured to the shiny metal hand near the middle of the pile, no longer crying or sad in any way. He knew he could take advantage of the situation. Also, that hand would probably give him a hell of an edge in Killer Instinct.
"Yeah, okay."
Christian attached the hand to Richard's arm.
Then they played video games.
Legend has it, that they still play video games to this very day.
And then they sexed.
THE END.
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