Episode Two Hundred Fifty-Eight: Deputy on Duty
4You ever get stopped by the cops and have no idea what’s going on despite having just fled a murder scene and know you’re completely innocent and that ghosts are to blame? Yeah, me either. Deputy Dewey stopped me on the way home today and said he wanted to check my trunk for some bones and I thought it was a euphemism for anal and let’s just get to the point here: I was wrong. He was really telling me that he wanted to hang out and read a story from NoSleep with some gumption. Some length. Some real meat on dem bones, you know what I’m saying? Of course you do, you’ve been listening to this show long enough to know that we all got bones and we all got meat and some people got more meat than each other but we all got the same bones and those bones are fine and strong and inside of all of us and I’ve lost the plot but yeah, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, ARE YOU A GODDAMN COP? IF YOU’RE A FUCKING COP, YOU BETTER TELL ME, MAN. Enjoy!
I am a Police Officer in a Small Town in Texas and I Have Some Strange Stories to Tell(43:48)
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