⚡️Euclid’s C Finder Lightning in Your Holster By Trek2m
0⚡ ️ Euclid’s C-Finder: Lightning in Your Holster By Trek2m
( A TrekRift Fusion Fallout Parody by Trek2m ) (Country Rap × Techno Survival × Corporate Weapon Satire)
📻 ( Intro ) (Spoken Scroll + Banjo Glitch)
(Radio static, banjo strum, electric hum) “Tired of shootin’ lead when you could summon the sky? Poseidon Energy presents: Euclid’s C-Finder—lightning in your holster, justice in your palm.”
🎶 ( Verse 1 ) (Country Singer)
“She ain’t got no trigger, just a satellite call One squeeze of the grip and the thunder will fall No scope, no sights, just a beam from the gods Poseidon’s gift to the wasteland squads…”
🎤 ( Verse 2 ) (Rapper)
“Yo, it’s orbital death, no need to reload C-Finder’s blast got the mutants in code I’m walkin’ with volts, not bullets or mags One zap from the sky, and they’re toe-tagged…”
📢 ( Bridge ) (Corporate Announcer)
“Poseidon Energy proudly delivers Euclid’s C-Finder. Powered by Archimedes II orbital strike array. Warning: May cause spontaneous combustion, limb vaporization, and divine delusions.”
🎶 ( Verse 3 ) (Country × Rap Fusion)
“She hums when she’s ready, she glows when she’s near One click and the clouds start whisperin’ fear From raiders to robots, they all hit the ground When the C-Finder sings that thunderin’ sound…”
🔔 ( Outro ) (Jingle Remix + Glitchwave FX)
(Electric bark, banjo glitch, satellite ping) “Euclid’s C-Finder—because sometimes justice needs a lightning bolt.”
🧠 ( Lore Embedded )
( Poseidon Energy: Parodied as a pre-War corporate ghost selling orbital death )
( Euclid’s C-Finder: Ritualized as a divine weapon disguised as a toy )
( Archimedes II: Referenced as the satellite god behind the blast )
( Weapon stats: No ammo, orbital cooldown, area-of-effect damage )
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Twangy Country guitar riffs and playful FX set an energetic tone, soon layered with lively Techno synth stabs and tight, rapid drums. Verses fuse Pop vocal hooks, glitch textures, and bold Classical strings. Choruses explode in cyberpunk Tech House style with saturated bass and kinetic, swirling synths.
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