Europa Universalis III - England - s36 - The Great Atlantic War, part one!
More forces, better troops, superb morale and defensive bonuses? Of course i'm gonna lose with all that on my side... FUCKING HELL! The only thing that I think would make a difference is the damned leader, and of course they will always have the better leaders because they never fucking lose army tradition...
No, i'm not fucking angry at all. Why would I be? It's not that I took a fucking loan even after raising war taxes and now I can't end the war because FUCKING PORTUGAL got to the province I was aiming for first so my war exhaustion will increase very fast and with it the chance for nationalist, patriotic, particularist, religious, nobel and maybe even god damn pretender rebellions. I will so have to crush those green bastards again for that and increase my god damn centralization, maybe one day they'll allow me to cut off the head of anyone who decides to cost me stability for the sake of their god damn retarded ideas that go against everything this empress and all the other emperors and kings before them have already decided.
"What's that general, you want to focus on offense or defense even tough we've been after a balanced setup from the start? OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!"
"What's that you god damn stupid priest: let's abandon and renounce all this technological pursuit that has made us the greatest empire in the world and trust in God?" OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!"
"YOU! Yeah you, you don't wanna like this video? OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!" :D
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