🦧Faffrd vs ⏳Time Twist – Nintendo’s Darkest Game pt 3 🍌🎮🧃💾Real Hardware Twin Famicom💾🧃🎮🍌
13Faffrd returns to the Famicom Disk System game so wild, so cursed, so Nintendo-san-please-don’t-sue that it was banished to Japan and never spoken of again.
👶 Baby Jesus? Still in cutscenes.
😈 Satan? Getting bolder.
🕴️ H-man with a tiny mustache? Plotting something very un-kosher.
🧙♂️ Possession, crucifixions, ghosts, monks, and maybe Gandhi? (Unconfirmed.)
All of this... in a Nintendo game.
⚠️ Faffrd doesn’t know Japanese. Not even a little.
So the holy journey continues, guided by the divine wisdom of Google Translate and pure ape intuition.
🦧 Faffrd is spiritually unqualified.
💾 Played live on the Sharp Twin Famicom.
🧃 Bring your communion juice and emotional support banana.
Watch as we misinterpret theology, insult timelines, and maybe—just maybe—accidentally understand the meaning of life.