Flex Paste, But it's the Australian Dub
1,821G'day cunce! Bruce Ocker back again to show youse our new product, Strewth Paste! Luckily, I have recovered from me previous predicament of being stuck at sea and nuked by Tony Abbott himself to bring you another true blue presentation.
Hope you lot enjoy this one, even though I didn't think particularly highly of it myself. I also hope you're all doing well and surviving this coronavirus shit. Sorry for my recent absence and lack of content. Have a good one.
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The other song is Gut Check - Ethan Meixsell
**SCRIPT**
G'day, Bruce Ocker here for Strewth Paste, the fair-dinkum ripper paste, right out of the cunt (slight pause) Strewth Paste is fuckin' tops.
It clings like your missus, and, it instantly fixes things you've fucked up. Unlike your missus.
Strewth Paste can fucken' do this, and it can also do this. Whatever the fuck this is. And once it dries, it turns into this shit.
And ya can't fucken seperate the cunt. *struggling sounds*
Strewth paste is tough shit mate. *laughing* That's a shitload of damage! But with strewth paste, she'll be right ya dumb cunt. What else did
you expect? Strewth paste's just fucken' indestructible. Not even the bushfires can kill the fuckin' thing. Seriously, even we don't know what
the fuck we've just made here. We bet it could even survive in fucken' Siberia!
If you somehow give a toss about your little tackers, which is bloody unlikely, you could use Strewth Paste to help em out with their school shit. But most prefer to stitch the little cunt's up. Look at the little fuckwit, probably doesn't even wanna play footy like you did mate.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT CUNT? OI HAND US THE CRICKET BAT, QUICK! OH GOOD IDEA MATE! YEAH FUCK OFF YA LITTLE RUNT.
And uh, if you're not sold on it yet, that's right mate, the cunt even works underwater!
Geez we really love the whole water theme don't we? How many times are we gonna show us fixing a munted pool before i- oh fuck me are we rollin'? Uh... recent floods have been pretty fucked haven't they? One extreme to the other am I right?
To show you cunts the power of Strewth paste, I just let the chooks out, WOO! Then Strewth paste was used to create another bloody boat.
YES TONY I'M SORRY IT'S NOT UP TO ME ALRIGHT? And created, straya's first Strewth Paste shit-hot tinnie! Not only does strewth paste seal
up every hole in the chook wire, but if you need to, you'll also cut right through a fucken' charterboat! What charterboat?
Coles Chooks for dinner cunts!
You gonna get some of this or what? Carn, bunnings or mitre 10, you know the drill. Hurry the fuck up cunt. Yeah we don't sell it at supercheap anymore cause they think it's weapon's grade fabrics or some shit. Can you believe those jokers? Absolute cooked cunts.
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