FNF - Welcome (OLD) but every turn a different character sings it!
(6/4/22): Thanks for 1k views.
Can’t you hurry?! We need to go find a spot!...
Ahh, auction day… these are the utmost grand of days!
This is going to be so, so-
Awful! I think this is going to be the worst day of my life.
Wow! Look at the crowd today, Ena! Everyone’s ugly...
today’s item must be super special! What do you think it is?
Why would I know?! I’m too stupid to even imagine anything…
Argh! Sincerest apologies.
ALRIGHT, Y’ALL! Welcome to the Daily Auctioning! Sooie soooooieeee!
Yeah, all your existential troubles will go away soon, okay?
Today we have this… this… dog… inside an hourglass… an hourglass dog… Sooie!
Our starting price is: 20 CHOCCYS FOR ONE HOURGLASS DOG!
Brilliant, Moony! Your foresight’s great, today’s offer is a big one!
That dog looks like he has something to say, if you get what I’m saying! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho~
Err, wait. No, no no, that was very weird, what is wrong with you?
50 chocolates!
50 chocolate bars, sooieeee! Is there a counter bid?!
I’m offering 400!!
400! He’s loaded!
One fatty catty!
One fatty catty! Going once! Going-
Was that a rain-rock I just felt?
Oh shoot! They are going to cancel the auction! Darn, life is so unfair.
Rude! You should ask before doing that, you know?!
I’m sorry…my stuppiness never ends…