Aarrr Matey! In this new series by that swab, magmawk, he reviews, plays, and puns his booty through various games! Will there be bad accents and horrible references? Ye bet ye hooks on it!
Skuljagger is a difficult action platformer made in 1992 for the SNES. While the story is perhaps the longest and non-sensical in gaming history, the game is a unique experience. This sci-fi pirate adventure has 7 chapters and 3 stages (and a boss) to each chapter. Bubble gum powers, sword swinging, and blind jumping abound! Did I just get sucked into an alternate dimension?
There have been mixed reviews on whether or not Skuljagger: Revolt of the Westicans is worth your time. Opinion: Excellent graphics, questionable music, furious action, but the control can be difficult at times.
Spam, Flames, and Hate will be enslaved by Skuljagger.