Garfielf but it's an AI generated song
1Garfield, you fat cat, you've done it again. you're such an overweight feline.
Lyrics:
In this tale of Jon and cat,
A feline feast, a tale quite fat.
'Jon,' said Garfielf with a grin,
'Stuffing my face, it's a daily spin.'
'Garfield, you fat cat, so round,'
Jon exclaimed with a disapproving sound.
'Why so corpulent, I pray tell,
Is your belly a bottomless well?'
'I eat, Jon, it's my sacred duty,'
Garfielf purred, 'It's my feline beauty.'
'Odie, from the table, begone,
Your spot now belongs to the fattest one.'
'No, Garfielf, stop!' Jon implored,
'Odie's our pet, you can't kick him overboard.'
But Garfielf didn't care a mite,
He launched Odie into the starry night.
'GAAAAARRRFIIIIIELD!!!' Jon roared in fright,
As Odie left the room, no longer in sight.
'Time for a nap,' Garfielf declared,
'I'm a cat who loves to snooze, it's not impaired.'
'Lazy cat!' Jon yelled with rage,
'You drive me bonkers with your constant rampage.'
'Alarm clocks are my sworn foe,'
Garfielf mumbled, 'I want lasagna, let's get this show on the road.'
'You eat us out of house and home,' Jon did moan,
'Your appetite's a burden, a heavy stone.'
'Enough chatter,' Garfielf said, 'Let's eat our grub,
I'm famished, Jon, I'm starving like a club.'
'Where are the pizzas, the three-cheese delight?'
Jon asked, his voice filled with fright.
'I ate them,' Garfielf confessed,
'Along with the tacos, the meat so blessed.'
'The Hamburger Helper, where did it go?'
Jon questioned, his patience wearing thin.
Garfielf burped, a loud and mighty roar,
'I ate it all, there's nothing more.'
'You're the worst cat in the world!' Jon exclaimed,
'I'm done, I've had it, I can't be tamed.
That's the straw that broke the camel's back,
Garfielf, you're a pig, a lazy black cat.'