GOLD PAN
Song and music video by Uncle Dane
Parody of "God's Plan" by Drake
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Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/uncle-dane/gold-pan
Bandcamp: https://uncledane.bandcamp.com/track/gold-pan
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Thumbnail SFM made by @PyBun
Sound editing and mixing by @SoundSmithTF2
Thanks for letting me borrow the golden frying pan @Yahiamice
--- LYRICS ---
And I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’
I’m buildin’ sentries
Yuh
I’ve been playin’ Engie since two-thousand-thirteen
Trying to keep a gun up was a struggle for me
Then I got an invite to a highlander team
Next thing that you know I’m on a killstreak
I can never die because you heal me
Fifty thousand kills just with my sentry
Invite champion cause I got carried
But I deserve a trophy, I can gift it to me
Gold pan, gold pan
I could buy it, but I won’t, yuh
I miss shots, sometimes I don’t, ay, don’t
I like playin’ my banjo, ay, yes
Hit you with a B-A-P, yeah, what?
Download TF2 for free, yuh, wait
But it’s anything but cheap
And still...
Bad teams
There’s a lot of bad teams
And I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’
I’m buildin’ sentries
Bad teams
There’s a lot of bad teams
And I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’
I’m buildin’ sentries
Yuh, ay, ay
She say, “Do you love me?”
I tell her, “Only partly.”
I only love my wrench
And dispenser, I’m sorry
Build a gun, and I got 50 frenchies on me
Look I won, dance in your spawn room, it’s a party
And you know me
Turn a level 2 into a level 3, ya’ll
Without John & Robin there’d be no me
Imagine if I never played as engie
Gold pan, gold pan
I could buy it, but I won’t, ay, no
I miss shots, sometimes I don’t, yup, whoa
I like playin’ my banjo, ay, bro, ay
Hit you with that B-A-P, yuh, wait
Still got lots of noobs to teach, ay, wait
I make sure these engies keep, at it, ay
And still...
Bad teams
There’s a lot of bad teams
And I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’
I’m buildin’ sentries
Yuh... yuh
Bad teams
There’s a lot of bad teams
And I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’
I’m buildin’ sentries
Yuh
And their snipers, their snipers, their snipers, their snipers
Are pissin' on me
And they're kickin', they're kickin', they're kickin', they're kickin'
They're vote-kickin' me
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2021-06-29 | Stock Engineer: THE SHOTGUN |
2021-05-22 | The Best Bad Map In TF2 |
2021-02-20 | Makin' Bacon |
2020-12-27 | How To Fight Every Class In TF2 (As Engineer) (And Win!) |
2020-11-11 | Texas Style |
2020-10-30 | Scream Fortress Again |
2020-09-16 | Engie Brain #3 - Using The Jag |
2020-09-12 | GOLD PAN |
2020-08-31 | The Panic Attack Is Good, Actually |
2020-07-26 | 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 "Nothin' personal, pardner..." |
2020-07-14 | Engie Brain #2 - Gunslinger On King of the Hill |
2020-07-08 | I Still Love The Rescue Ranger |
2020-07-02 | Impractical Engineering |
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2019-12-18 | The Engineer's Blueprints: Badwater Basin |
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2019-10-30 | More Scream Fortress |
2019-08-20 | Engineer Weapons Tier List |
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