Grand Theft Auto IV (4K) - Drinking with Roman

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Published on November 9, 2017 10:30:01 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ajlEP1nAss

Game:

Grand Theft Auto IV (2008)

Duration: 7:02

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Dialogue:

Roman: You are looking at a reformed man, Niko.
Niko: Who? Where? Point him out, will you?
Roman: Don't be stupid, I'm talking about myself. I've come through the tunnel and seen the light. My gambling problem is under control.
Niko: Really? I bet you ten dollars it isn't.
Roman: Ha ha, very funny. I'm serious. I only bet on sure things now. I'll only back a horse if the competition is doped, I'll only bet on a game of football if it's fixed. In poker, I play super tight - Buffet Car Jancowitz style. I only play the top ten hands.
Niko: That still sounds like you are gambling, Roman.
Roman: It's not gambling if you're guaranteed a win, Niko. That is the whole meaning of the word. There's no risk in what I'm doing.
Niko: Sure, Roman. I will believe it when I see your winnings.

Drunk dialogue:
Roman: I'm sober. I had a lot to drink, but I'm straight sober.
Niko: Sure.
Roman: I am... listen, man... I'm seeing funny. I think I got spiked.
Niko: What? What is spiked?
Roman: I think someone put something in my drink. Evil people do it to women they wish to take advantage of you.
Niko: And which nice sailor in there do you think wanted to take advantage of you, pretty lady?
Roman: Firstly, I wasn't in the fucking merchant navy. And secondly, cousin and friend, fuck you. And thirdly, people also do it if they want to steal your kidneys or your liver.
Niko: Who would want your kidneys or liver? They must all be shot through by now.
Roman Fuck you, I'm an alpha male. I'm at the top of the tree...
Niko: Like a fairy.
Roman: Not that tree... the tree of life.
Niko: Oh, that tree. Stop talking shit.  
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