Guilty Gear XX #Reload Mugen Instant Kills on 1v4 Simul
4All GGXX characters shown are courtesy of muteki (http://page.freett.com/drinvincible/)
Steam page: (http://store.steampowered.com/app/314030/) sadly overpriced and doesn't have A.B.A, Order Sol, Chun-Li or Sean
The targets: Vic Viper and three random Magical Chaser characters (at the same time)
Instant Kills are sorted from Best to Worst.
EPIC WIN TIER: (can hit multiple targets and destroy a shielded Vic Viper):
Chipp: GLORY TO TEH DARK LORD SATAN. Chipp kills you with A FLAMING PENTAGRAM. HES A FUCKING SATANIST, AN AMERICAN JAPANOPHILE NINJA SATANIST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Venom: Deimvolger: HE turns you into a ball and kills oyu with the power of snooker. SNOOKERING YOU, SNOOKERING YOU TONIGHT BIG BREAK
Millia: Iron Maiden: After a bunch of hair molests you, more of it crushes you. MightyKombat's friend, TitaniumTyger/Hereaaaa LOVES Millia. This hits anywhere on the ground.
WIN TIER (can hit two or more targets)
I-NO: Last Rites. I can't really describe it as anything other than I-No ROCKS THE FUCK OUT. It has short hit range though.
A.B.A: ????. Not playable in GGXX #Reload
Anji: Zetsu: Anji rides a white dragon which hits you for massive damage. ITs quick and efficient so I say use it if oyu can. Plus Anji looks like the lovechild of a Japanophile, Kitana and Otacon/Harry Potter.
Axl: Midair Chains: Easy to avoid since the chains snake along the ground so oyu can jump them. Anyway, Axl summons an army of chains which ensnare you and EXPLODE WITH OYU IN THEM. I wish Axl had his old GG1 costume back though that looked gnarly.
Testament: Seventh Sign. Places you on a nice bed while a hawt blue lady stabs you. Qucik, efficient, sexy adn bloody. Nice combo that. Plus its hit range is respectable.
Slayer: All Dead. Punches you into ANOTHER GODDAMN GALAXY. Then he reads a Haiku (A Japanese poem style). Its easy to use.
Justice: X Laser. People, its MOTHERFUCKING JUSTICE. Anything she does will kill you. Anyway, she flies up into space with you in her arms and SPLITS YOU INTO AN INDETERMINABLE AMOUNT OF ATOMS GOOD GRAVY. Plus it has some good range. Now oyu see why they keep removing Justice in most GG games. Fuck I-NO and Dizzy, we want Justice back.
Potemkin: Magnum Opera: After breaking his restraining bolt, FALCON PAAAAAAWWWWWNCH. Also can we have "In Slave's Glory" back? Needs to be close range but since Potemkin's huge...
Sol: Napalm Death. He jumps at you while on fire. Pretty metal. I bet Emil Castagnier would be much better with a Napalm Death as his Mystic Arte. This one's useful due to his acceptable range.
Ky: Rising Force. He JUST POKES YOU. IT has short range, so its unreliable. Adn we can't have Zwei Voltage back because?
FAIL TIER (questionable hitboxes, has complications)
Zato: Black In Mind: I don't get it. He shows them a hawt lady which turns into a skull. Why can't he have his old GG1 Instant Kill again? And fuck you I'm calling him Zato. Unfortunately for him...
Bridget: Shoot The Moon. Yes, your erection means you're gay, and the victim is sent flying to the moon so hard that he cuts through it and then crashes back to Earth.
Kliff: Demon Murderer: Can't really tell. I think he slaps the earth so hard two dragons fly out. As stated in Uncyclopedia, he did not appear in GG Apple Core due to reasons of being an old fart.
EPIC FAIL TIER (can only target one character):
May: May And The Jellyfish Pirates: May's summons the entire Johnny Fleet Militant Corps (Composing of Boobie Ladies) who walk all over the opponent, before they get crushed by a fattie. May's Instant Kill has its own unique input for some reason. Its a grab so its kinda tough to use. Where's the "DESTROYED"?
Bacon/Baiken: Every Samurai Movie Used This Cliche And So Can I: You know those old Samurai anime where the hero runs through the baddie and after a tense few seconds they fall down dead? Thats htis in a nutshell. But who's blood did the spill come from if all four targets survived?
Norio Wakamoto/Johnny: Joker TRick. Anything Wakamoto does is fatal. What? Fuck Johnny Yong Bosch. this one's a nice long range one though not with high vertical range, turns you into a card if it hits, then...
Zappa: Do You Like Scary Movies?: Zappa makes you watch a crappy horror B-Movie. Gotta be better than Seltzerburger. Kidna crap since you really gotta be up close, so don't use it at all.
Jammed Jam: GasenKotsu: If it hits you get to see a cute animation with lots of panty shots. Unfortunately, it's all fanservice, and no bite, plus she don't have that bed humping super (only AOAO's version has that).
Faust: Oh Dear!. He puts you on an operating bed AND THEN FUCKING NUKES YOU. Sadly, targets only one character here.
Not shown: Order-Sol, Dizzy and Robo-Ky