Halo MCC: Part 28 - The Great Grunt Rebellion (Halo 2 Anniversary)
54In the olden days, before the blood of many races was spilled, there lived a wise Grunt who was only known as "The Wise One". The Wise One lived at the top of a beautiful mountain. One day, while the Wise One was out gathering berries for his fruit salad, a mighty eagle flew from the sky and attacked him and his basket of berries. With a mighty scream, the Wise One shouted "GET AWAY FROM MY BERRIES YOU FUCKING BIRD". But the eagle did not stop. Instead, the majestic creature swooped down and grabbed the Wise One in his bright yellow claws. They flew high up in the air, over all the towns and villages at the foot of the mountain. Still, the Wise One would not let go of his basket of berries. Fruit Salad was his favorite type of salad, and he'd die before he gave away his berries. Over more settlements and homes did the Wise One and Eagle fly. Soon, they came to a tree that stretched from the ground to far above the clouds. Through the clouds they went, to the very top of the mountain. The Eagle gracefully let the Wise One go at the top of the mountain. All around his dark brown boots were skeletons. Not human skeletons, though. The bones belonged to many a baby bird. The Eagle tried to start a family, but the Gods of Old and New wouldn't allow it. In the memo, they said something about there being too many damn eagles. As if out of some magical fairytale, a bright light shown down from the heavens and a voice filled the air. What was said couldn't have been predicted by anyone from any land. "You may kiss the bride", the voice said. The Wise One threw his basket of berries to the side, and the bird and man engaged in sweet winged love. The Wise One's old wrinkled skin flapped in the breeze almost like wings. And the eagle's beak went in to many different holes, much to the pleasure of the Wise One. As the night went on, and the love making came to a close, the berries inched closer and closer the the edge of the tree. The man and bird finally reached their climax, and a scream and a squawk filled the air all across the land. The force of the scream/squawk acted like a mighty wind, sending the berries off the edge of the tree. The berries fell. The Wise One and The Eagle made many, many babies, now known in the Halo universe as Jackals.
Just kidding, that didn't happen.
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