[Help Me Spread My Content!] Call To Action! (What's An Influencer Without Someone To Influence?)
Please guys. I need your help. I can't do this alone! Share this to the people you care about! Give the gift of content!
I thought I'd have atleast a million subscribers by now. Jack Black got so many subscribers right away and hes always on trending. What does Jack Black have that I don't? Lots of people say that I remind them of Jack Black. Is that not enough for you guys?
I'm really funny and nice and I have good content and I look good in a suit. What do I have to do here? Just tell people about me. Look at all this content I'm creating. I'm not doing it for me. I want to improve the lives of others through my social influence and I thought everyone would appreciate that. The reddit comunity loves me because I drink soymilk every day but I don't drink enough for the mods to like me. I thought I'd fit in with the beard and the glasses but I guess that's not enough. Is it my freckles? Do you not like me because of my freckles? Am I too fat for you or not fat enough? Also yes I know my beard Is a different color than the hair on my head. But does that make me unworthy of views?
So many people have millions of subscribers I know my content is up to par with theirs! I can't go back to normal working life after having a taste of content creating. Was that my 15 minutes of fame that Andy William's was talking about? So that's it just throw me in the trash now I'm done? How about I'm a real human being with real human emotions. How about all content is equally deserving of views. The top 1% of Youtube's have 99% of the subscribers. We live in a society. I want to stand up for the small content creators in the world but who is standing up for me? Myself?
Are you not content with my content?(get it?)
See I'm good at wordplay! Lots of people have told me im very funny and should be on T.V. with a T.V. show. I need to be freed from this lower class of YouTube #FreeAJ needs to get trending. I have a girlfriend but she goes to a different school so you wouldn't know her. But trust me she is hottttttt.
You guys watch Jeff Goldblum videos too. He just talks funny. I can talk funny. I do it in this video above^^^
I'm not asking for much. I'm pouring my heart into this content. For those that are already subscribed you are the real ones. LOL(Lots of Love)ππβ€πβπ€π€βββ