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Pokémon UNITE (2021)

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Hobbies? Pfft! That's for mere mortals. I've transcended to the next level of human existence: the realm of absolute and utter obsession with opening Pokémon cards. Team Rocket may be after Pikachu, but they'd have to pry my holographic Mewtwo from my cold, card-clutching hands.

Imagine Team Rocket barging into my room, ready to cause trouble as always. But instead of Pikachu, they find me sitting amidst a sea of Pokémon cards, gazing lovingly at my holographic Charizard. Jessie stares at me with a mix of confusion and disbelief, while James just shrugs and says, "Well, I guess we've found our weirdest opponent yet, Meowth."

As they try to make off with my precious cards, I unleash a fearsome battle cry and throw a barrage of energy cards at them. In a panic, they release their Pokémon—Arbok, Weezing, and Meowth—but little do they know that my collection includes an army of powerful allies like Alakazam, Gyarados, and Dragonite. Team Rocket's eyes widen as they realize they've stumbled upon a collector who can outmatch them in both wit and card strength.

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