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Following a recent discussion, during which some people seemed to genuinely assume that oatmeal required being prepared with fluids such as milk, water, orange juice, recycled motor-oil or genetically altered human blood acquired on the organ black market and paid with by Pokémon Card counterfeiting profits to not be "too dry", I strongly felt that it was necessary for me to urgently work on the third installment of the “How to Survive” series of video food tutorials I started last year. Even though I had formerly assumed that oatmeal would need no such tutorial, I sadly witnessed the onerous effects a complete lack of education on how to properly deal with this dangerous yet jolly substance can have on the individual as well as on society.

Please cautiously follow my tips in the annotations to survive 2016.