HOWL OF THE KO'D! š #streetfightermovie #gameover #ps1
So, there I was, a die-hard Street Fighter fan, ready to dive into the PlayStation game āStreet Fighter: The Movie.ā Boy, was I in for a ride. Picture this: the gameās visuals are like a bad '90s music videoāgrainy movie stars pasted onto even grainier backgrounds. The characters move like theyāre wading through molasses, and the special moves? More like not-so-special moves. And the backgrounds, oh man, theyāre as lifeless as a cardboard cutout at a budget film set.
Now, letās talk tunes. The gameās soundtrack is like a broken record, looping the same uninspired beats from the movie. Itās like someone forgot to tell the game that music should, you know, enhance the mood, not kill it. And the sound effects are a mishmash of classic Street Fighter noises and actorsā voices that just donāt mesh.
Controls? If youāre using the standard PSX Controller, good luck. Itās like trying to text with mittens onāfrustrating and full of typos. But plug in a PSX Arcade Stick, and itās a whole new ball game. Suddenly, youāre pulling off combos like a pro, or at least, less of a noob.
Gameplay-wise, youāve got two flavors: Arcade and Story. Story Modeās got you stuck playing Guile (yawn), while Arcade Mode lets you duke it out against M. Bison. But donāt get too excited; thereās not much to discover, and the computerās so tough itās like playing chess with a supercomputer.
Overall, āStreet Fighter: The Movieā is a swing and a miss. Itās like someone tried to cram a Hollywood blockbuster into a game cartridge, and all we got was this lousy T-shirt. The gameās a far cry from the Street Fighter glory days, and it canāt hold a candle to the likes of Tekken or Mortal Kombat.
Personal touch? As a kid, I was hyped for this game. I thought Iād be getting arcade-quality fighters on my TV. Instead, I got choppy sprites that made me wonder if Santa had mixed up my list with the naughty one. The music was the only thing that didnāt make me want to cry into my eggnog. But even that couldnāt save this trainwreck. āStreet Fighter: The Movieā is the game that couldāve been but never was. A true bummer in the annals of gaming history.