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I think I did something like this before, possibly on a blog, but what the heck...

I am the very model of a modern Ess-Jay-Double-You
My twitter profile lists my pronouns which are quite atypical
I'm s*xist, racist, het-rophobic and – yes - hypocritical
I'm quite sensitive too, to matters symbological

I change meanings so that my arguments are unassailable
And to cover up my views which are bigoted and horrible
I manufacture outrage about anything that's in the news
And then I go around and talk on harassment in interviews

I'm very good at fleecing corporate HR and PR teams
If you need pseudoscientific b*llshit ask me I've got reams.
My twitter profile lists my pronouns which are quite atypical
I am the very model of a modern ess-jay-double-you

I long to fight for civil rights just like that Martin Luther-King
But hippy b*stards in the sixties won them, each and every thing
So now I fight for otherkin and ever weirder minor blocs
My prejudice makes everything I say a f*cking paradox

I can call your misuse of gifs a case of digital black-face
And even drag your *ss to court in Canada its just the place
Then I can ban the things you love games, comics films and art galore
I can name things problematic that you have never seen before!

My education cost a ton but now I have a first degree
In underwater baskets and a minor in dance therapy
My twitter profile lists my pronouns which are quite atypical
I am the very model of a modern ess-jay-double-you

I dot my blogs with buzzword terms like mansplaining and privilege
I post them from my parent's house while sipping on a wine vintage
When my s*xual crimes arise wherever are my homies at?
Because I have a p*nis they will never ever have my back.

What I consider progress makes the soviets look liberal
I'd put you in a gulag 'cause your taste in films is terrible
My twitter profile lists my pronouns which are quite atypical
I am the very model of a modern ess-jay-double-you

Thanks to Foucoult's philosophy I know truth is impossible
I am a fellow traveller with the great Vroomfondel
My twitter profile lists my pronouns which are quite atypical
I am the very model of a modern ess-jay-double-you

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