I CANNOT Win a Single Game of Warhammer 40k

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Published on March 17, 2024 6:00:23 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCowlAWm_TU

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Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (1992)

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I am so terrible at this game and I am incapable of learning. I'm so bad it is almost worth it for me to go and buy an entire new army to fit around me rather than me trying to fit around an army because I am so awful at playing 40k that I am at my wit's end.

Turns out that if you just go completely all out in turn 1 you just lose. But that dopamine from that first turn...I can't get enough...just one more try it'll work out this time I promise!

I'm not addicted...

0:00 After 2 years you'd think I'd have improved...
0:18 Look through the backlog
0:57 The games I've won (not because I'm good lmao)
1:49 What is wrong with me?!
2:22 Game 1 - Screaming Ravens vs Astra Millitarum
3:15 I hate you, Steve...
3:37 This is where I post cringe
4:08 End of Turn 1
4:23 Just a reminder of the mission objectives
4:47 Why, Past Paul, why?!
5:16 AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
6:26 I should read my datacards more carefully...
6:46 Assault Centurions do well because I simply cannot fail with them!
7:00 No way...I couldn't possibly be this bad...
8:04 Maybe next game I'll win!
8:19 Nevermind...
8:44 Please tell me I'm not alone...

===VIDEOS MENTIONED GO WATCH THEM===
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