I gave myself third degree burns making soup in Cooking Simulator
537Cooking Simulator places you into the virtual body of a world class chef. Theoretically. It actually doesn't make you in any way capable of being a chef at all, but that's not going to stop me trying. It's Colonel vs kitchen with a decidedly Gallic flair. This is gameplay from the game which releases next week.
This is Cooking Simulator from Playway (who else?) and it's available via Steam from June 6th. Find out more here - https://store.steampowered.com/app/641320/Cooking_Simulator/ (No, I don't get a kickback, just the endless gratitude from one of my favourite publishers of bafflingly fun games). Yep, got the game for free, so as always this review is completely biased. It's also not a review.
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