I Had AI Make a Song with Very Dumb Lyrics (I'm the Law)
3[Verse]
If i made the laws they'd call me the king of chess
And i'd have three house sitters that would help me get dressed
I would lay on my couch alone from dawn to dusk
I would dine at a burger king with Elon Musk
[Verse 2]
Silverware would have to be gold instead
Parked cars would always have the go ahead
If you saw someone parked in a parking lot
You'de have to wait till they left that parking spot
[Chorus]
I'm the law
They say i'm unjust
But thats because insults are a must
The people love me
Cause its illegal not to
You know they dont want to
NO
I'm the law
They say i'm insane
But i've instated taxes on having a brain
So they're not allowed to think about me
Negatively
Call me congressman carrot nose three
Because the law is me!
[Bridge]
I crack packs like they're hershey bars
I got kicked outta seventeen dive bars
I Cannot be put behind bars
Dang that section brother: Bars
I'm banned from several zoos
So i illegalized all but two
I smuggle expired sprite in my subaru
Its not legal to buy but ill sell it to you
Ha
Im an undercover cop you got fooled
Its illegal to buy sprite within eight miles of a pool
Now ill take you off in handcuffs
Take the madatory mascot costume off
You're now my brother in law
So make some laws
[Verse 3]
Public restrooms are illegal
Close them to the public
Wow, lets start a new section of this song because its hard to find something that rhymes with public
[Chorus]
I'm the law
They say i'm unjust
But thats because insults are a must
The people love me
Cause its illegal not to
You know they dont want to
NO
I'm the law
They say i'm insane
But i've instated taxes on having a brain
So they're not allowed to think about me
Negatively
Call me congressman carrot nose three
Because the law is me!
Well, i went to law school at least
Don't act like you've never heard a 1st year law student arrogantly declare himself as the true king of man before this moment
IM THE LAW ABOVE THIS UNIVERSITYYYYYY
If i made the laws they'd call me the king of chess
And i'd have three house sitters that would help me get dressed
I would lay on my couch alone from dawn to dusk
I would dine at a burger king with Elon Musk
[Verse 2]
Silverware would have to be gold instead
Parked cars would always have the go ahead
If you saw someone parked in a parking lot
You'de have to wait till they left that parking spot
[Chorus]
I'm the law
They say i'm unjust
But thats because insults are a must
The people love me
Cause its illegal not to
You know they dont want to
NO
I'm the law
They say i'm insane
But i've instated taxes on having a brain
So they're not allowed to think about me
Negatively
Call me congressman carrot nose three
Because the law is me!
[Bridge]
I crack packs like they're hershey bars
I got kicked outta seventeen dive bars
I Cannot be put behind bars
Dang that section brother: Bars
I'm banned from several zoos
So i illegalized all but two
I smuggle expired sprite in my subaru
Its not legal to buy but ill sell it to you
Ha
Im an undercover cop you got fooled
Its illegal to buy sprite within eight miles of a pool
Now ill take you off in handcuffs
Take the madatory mascot costume off
You're now my brother in law
So make some laws
[Verse 3]
Public restrooms are illegal
Close them to the public
Wow, lets start a new section of this song because its hard to find something that rhymes with public
[Chorus]
I'm the law
They say i'm unjust
But thats because insults are a must
The people love me
Cause its illegal not to
You know they dont want to
NO
I'm the law
They say i'm insane
But i've instated taxes on having a brain
So they're not allowed to think about me
Negatively
Call me congressman carrot nose three
Because the law is me!
Well, i went to law school at least
Don't act like you've never heard a 1st year law student arrogantly declare himself as the true king of man before this moment
IM THE LAW ABOVE THIS UNIVERSITYYYYYY