I started a bookies | SimCasino episode 4
478Sure, I'm making a ton from slots, and that's great, but one cannot live on bandits alone so I'm moving into sports betting. Will it yield a prosperous future to fund my next expansion, it will a special curtain be drawn hastily around it? This is SimCasino.
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Once in a while I post something of value in here.
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That's all for now. You can go about your business.
(*) - Today's secret: I've yet to encounter criminals (other than myself) in this caper, but since security options exist so, surely must the gritty unbelly of organised crime?
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