I'll Make a Squid Out of You (Splatoon Parody)

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Published on June 24, 2016 3:39:13 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ0IkUAd1-Q

Game:

Splatoon (2015)

Duration: 3:42

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And this is why you don't take dares at 1 in the morning.
Original post: http://splatter-pan.tumblr.com/post/141817607972/lets-get-down-in-splat-fest-to-beat-the-bad-ones
My version: http://n00dl3gal.tumblr.com/post/146308607967/a-while-back-i-discovered-splatter-pan-and-their
Art by Shadowenza: http://shadowenzasfm.tumblr.com/post/145862093479/a-commission-for-n00dl3gal-inkling-angie-thank
Opening song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G10OXC_5cSE

Lyrics:
Let’s get down in Splat Fest
To beat the Bad ones
Did my team not hear me when I said “C'mon”?
You’re the saddest squad I ever met
But you can bet before we’re through,
Kiddo, I’ll make a squid out of you

Tranquil as a Sensor
But on Bomb within
Once you learn to team sync
We are sure to win
You’re a spineless, short, invertebrate–
Used your special way too soon…
Somehow, I’ll make a squid out of you

“Tried to jump and fell to my death.”
“Say ‘booyah’ to those who killed me.”
“I am just a troll who ditches and rage quits.”
“This team’s got 'em straight-up camped!”
“Hope that Sniper doesn’t see me…”
“Now I really wish I had a faster Swim!”

(BE A SQUID)
You must be swift as a triple Quick Jump
(YOU’RE A KID)
With all the force of Gold Dynamo
(BE A SQUID)
With all the strength of a raging Blaster
Mysterious as E-Liter 3K Scope

Time is racing toward us, 'till Results arrive
Shoot behind the corners, and you -might- survive
You’re not freshened for the rage of war
Talk to Judd, change gear– we’re through!
How could I make a squid out of you?!

(BE A SQUID)
You must be swift as a triple Quick Jump
(YOU’RE A KID)
With all the force of Gold Dynamo
(BE A SQUID)
With all the strength of a raging Blaster
Mysterious as E-Liter 3K Scope!

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