I'm Number One From The Muppets Most Wanted

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Constantine:
I'm number one,
You're number two
We're criminals at large

But I'm at larger than you
I'm number one,
You're number two

I believe in equality
As long as you get less than me!
I'm one,

Dominic:
You're one

Constantine:
You're number two

Dominic:
I'm number two

Constantine:
You may think that you're smarter,
But I'm smarter-er than you!
I'm number one!

You're number two!
You're lucky to be number two
Not number three!

I can see by the look in your eye
You want to get the bigger piece of the pie
One day, you'll get your chance
But in the meantime, you've got to dance monkey dance!

Dominic:
I'm number two, he's number one
I can't believe I'm working for an amphibian
I'm number two, he's number one

Constantine:
I'm number one!

Dominic:
You know life's gone to the dogs
When your boss is a frog!
I can see it's just a matter of time before he's gone

And I'm at the front of the line!
It won't be long 'til I get my chance
But in the meantime, I've got to dance monkey dance

Constantine:
Dance monkey dance!
Now, watch me!
I'm number one!

Dominic:
He's number one!

Constantine:
You're number two!

Dominic:
I'm number two!

Constantine:
That's it, kid, there you go
Now step aside, this ain't your show!
I'm one

Dominic:
I'm one

Constantine:
I'm number one!

Dominic:
Yes, we know!

Constantine and Dominic:
I'm (He's) number one!

Constantine:
That's how it's done!