Indiana Jones and the Diarrhea of Destiny - It's HORRIBLE
115In perhaps one of the few Kingdom of the Crystal Skull positive Reviews on YouTube, I do a detailed breakdown of Dial of Destiny. This is a completely original Critique, as unlike a lot of my other Reviews, I did not watch anyone else's reviews for ideas or additional observations, perhaps making this my most original review to date.
My Complete Ranking:
1. Raiders of the Lost Ark
2. Temple of Doom
3. Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
4. The Last Crusade
5. The Diarrhea of Destiny (F**K THIS MOVIE)
We all should've appreciated Crystal Skull when we had the chance. It's an underrated gem but an extension of Petty Prequel Hate. Now is the time to give it the recognition it deserves.
Film Description
Jake Jones and the Diarrhea of Destiny is a disgusting abortion of a film, directed by the oblivious filthy casual known as James Mangold and written (or rather hyjacked) by Kathleen Kennedy. Being perhaps the wokest movie in the series, it was panned by everyone except SJWs and Shills for it's unoriginality, lackluster action, Helena Shaw, and having zero resemblance to Indy films.
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