Inept Reviews: Twin Kingdom Valley (Part One)

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Published on August 3, 2010 3:38:33 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpGyOc6U56c

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Twin Kingdom Valley (1983)

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Part one in a thrill-less trilogy of parts for this mostly forgotten text adventure game that may or may not have been popular back in the day on the ZX Spectrum and other old systems.

As William Boner-Dogg, a travelling carpet salesman from the kingdom of Carpet Right, you find yourself caught up in a war between two other rival kingdoms of Carpet sellers. Armed with nothing but a trusty sales catalogue featuring your best products, you must attempt to seek your fortune in the cut-throat world of textile purveyors and ruthless profiteers who will sooner rip your throat out than purchase one of your fine terracotta flooring covers. Can our intrepid reviewer out-wit his competitors and find the mystical Golden Carpet that will make him King of the Carpet Salesmen 2010? Find out by viewing all three parts of this review...........

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