Insolence - C17_01 Revised (FIXED ASPECT RATIO)

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Published on March 24, 2013 11:59:26 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx3_qMaC6oA

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Half-Life 2 (2004)

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Hopefully that aspect ratio rape doesn't happen again. tags: My homies and I rolled up the east side of City 17 in a VAB APC and popped some OICW caps in some metrocop and cremator ass and Later, the Consul told Captain Vance to have us executed but we weren't going to take no shit from nobody so we shot Captain Vance but then it turned out that Captain Vance was Lord Dumbledore all along so our unit decided to mobilize and take Kleiner's teleporter to Mordor where we ran the place to the fucking ground it was seriously fucked up but then this wizard who called himself Gandalf for some reason casted a bunch of magic shit at us and told us to leave after he blew up our Merkava and at this point we were completely fucking shitting ourselves because half our unit was killed by some old guy with a pimp stick and a traffic cone on his head so we went back to city 17 and we saw some nerd in an orange and grey suit brutally sodomizing a few combine soldiers with a crowbar until they died and a few rebels were watching and laughing their asses off so we decided to join the resistance because we didn't want to be sodomized to death with a fucking crowbar seriously dude that shit would hurt like fuck so anyway we got pinned down by some pussy ass sniper at the end of a long street and some dumbass who called himself Animal ran down the street screaming and I was like what the fuck but then the nerd ran down the street taking cover when necessary and blew that fucking sniper up and he let me have the sniper rifle shit was so cash man after that we were bored so we went down to an older part of city 17 and started to steal televisions out of buildings because we couldn't get enough of the Consuls amazing bald scalp seriously if you saw it with your own eyes you would shit your face at how magnificent that bald head of his is after this some retards decided to follow suit and started shouting get your free TVs like it was some kind of fucking vendor or some shit then the fucking metrocops started chasing our asses down so naturally we had to gun them down after that the Consul died somehow and some other shit happend and it was just shit filthy shit everywhere and then city 17 became a democratic society and soon after we conquered the rest of the combine-controlled cities and the new government created a gas exchange to replace that nasty ass gas that was uncomfortable to inhale with pure oxygen once more after that we saw a cremator taking a shit in a less restored part of the world in the mojave desert you don't want to picture that it was fucking nasty as shit dude seriously and you don't even want to hear the sounds he was making so we blew his ass up with our rpgs before he could get his immolator the fucking end if you actually read all this shit then congratulations you win nothing!

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